macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

Anonymous: My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

wasifio:

i think i’m officially one of the most boring people ever.

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

image

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety